Welcome to the end of the world. The start of a life shooting toward a fading light of a final, burning setting sun. Orange. A bright, bright orange sunset. With a red tie.
I missed October. I apologize for those waiting to have new emerging tunes from the faded era of instromania. We here are in mourning, missing Ike, Truman, and Kennedy—leaders from the past era of instros. Not that I was alive then, in this life, but figures like them stand like giants compared to our new guy headed for the White House—a reality star.
Soon we’ll all be getting a stiff dose of reality. Perhaps, as some cyber friend said, these times will feed the creative souls, leading to an emergence of great tunes. Until then, however, we have our instros from the time when people were seeing the cracks in the American facade. The glory of a great America that won big on the world stage against Germany, North Korea. Maybe we do need to have the US to be great again to herald in new music…to end the world by. Alas, until that happens, or as the world ends, we have King Bloodstone’s blog.
We’re going a bit “summer of love" here, after 18 months of hate and divisiveness that unfortunately may continue to play out. Normally I trim away the fat that is late ‘60s instros from my collections, but what better excuse to turn away, tune in, and drop dead? Bring back some loving goddamn spoonfuls of lovey doveyness. Sounds Incorporated and, whom I am assuming is their tripped out alter ego, Sounds Nice, give us their peaceful, hallucinogenic melodies. The Ventures also want to turn on a dead man in this volume with Endless Dream. Hopefully, the nightmare we’ll soon be living will not be without end.
Before you think ol’ King Bloodstone has gone all 5th chakra on ya, the wafting dark fog will promptly drift into our naked city. First off, two evening themed titles are included in V.11. A long Night Walk with Dick D’Agustin will lead you to the warm dark heart of town center. There, be sure to hit a little dive called The Mix. The Rockin’ R’s are the house band. They don’t take gratuities, but you can toss a lit cigarette into the tip jar to show your appreciation. Switchblade by the Playboys and Showdown by Tony March inject some further danger into the night. Call me when you get home so I know you survived. Use a landline—the internet is not to be trusted.
Duane Eddy gives us his version of Caravan here. The Czar of twang sends us on a mission to swing with the mid-East folk. Just don’t tell Mr. Orange we’re going or we may not be allowed back. While we’re Way Out East with Jack Porter, be sure an knock a couple back and attempt a drunken, brassy rip off of Miserlou.
Some good European instros to here, especially the lullaby from the Shadows. I wish I can remember where the hell I first heard Jack’s Good by the Krew Kats. I recall a female DJ with a French accent. I’m almost sure it was back on the East coast, so my best guess is Princeton’s WPRB. Pabpst Blue Ribbon for the mid-Atlantic seaboard. Krew Kats remind me of the Belgian band the Jokers, so, given that a European sent this across the airwaves, I’d say it should be titled Jacques’s Good.
Some good contenders for side-band name of the month: Honorable mention goes to Porky’s Fantabulous 5, but Bill David’s Roommates gets the nod. Or wait, is the band playing Show Down entirely comprised of Bill AND Tony March’s roomies??? Perhaps Bill and Tony weren’t invited to the session.
We close our tidy volume with another touch of late ‘60s psychedelic gleam. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow by the Roulettes. Tomorrow never knows, does it? Spin the wheel, because our chances of living after four years is slim. I wouldn’t bet against the (great white) house.
Vote for Volume 11 here!
Friday, November 25, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Volume 10 - Spring 2015
Volume 10 is chock full of instro and vocal zanies! It tops out at 38 tracks, many of these culled from the multiple comps on the Surfadelic blog. The nut job behind it posted a bunch of maniacal American and European collections. I could never tell if these were his or legit comps, but nonetheless I selected the ones I liked most and plugged them into my volumes--deaming them worthy listening as the Earth dies screaming.
I can’t recall how I was ever able to find the web image for this volume’s cover, but it belongs to a post card I first spotted pinned to the wall of a juice bar I tended in Philadelphia. eSoon after arriving there I highjacked the brunch stereo and played CDs from my jazz collection. I might even have slipped in the occasional instro by John Barry, which I recall buying at the time. I do remember week after week of tuning into Sunday with Sinatra though.Speaking of jazz, on volume 10 The Journeymen give Milt Jackson’s Bag’s Groove the sleezy instro once-over. Here in instroville you don’t often get a crossover into the land of the jazz giants. It’s short, raunchy and sweet. Just the way King Bloodstone likes ‘em. The Red Julian Quartet’s “Dave’s Blues” and “Easy” by Hub Brando and the Dreamers* also add some apocolyptical swing to our juke box. And don’t worry folks, we won’t go too long between posts without throwing in the jazz standard, Caravan, into a world-ending volume!
*Hub’s sidemen, the Dreamers, get’s this month’s prize for best band name. Let’s just pretend Hub is some long-distance relation to Marlon and all our nightmares will fade...until the final curtain falls on the blue marble. "And now, the end is near..."
We’ll stick with the jazz theme and take a trip to the Beatsville neighborhood. Dr. Horse knows how to spin a yarn. Just don’t ask him about why they call him Horse. It’s a long story involving jockeys and a spent canister of hairspray. On the other hand, Doc Jazroc has got the best prescription for ya, especially if you have symptoms related to restlessness, staring at the sun, and excessive persperation.
Don’t forget to get your fill of screamin’ sax as you leave town. “Shawnee” is familiar to you listeners of Rex’s great show on WFMU. Still got a little scream left in you as the Earth fades to night? Not enough of a dose from the meds of Jazroc or Horse? Just see Mr. Hawkins at the corner of Dysthymia and Vine...
Meet the soundtrack to your fate right here.
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Thursday, September 1, 2016
Volume 9 - Winter 2015
This volume’s cover, inspired by Bucky Pizzarelli’s The Astronaut is thanks to DJ Tom LG’s podcast. (Now, there appears to be a TV show about these ladies. If you wait long enough Tinseltown will eventually make a flick of just about anything.) -- At any rate, Bucky’s cosmic gem is on one of Tom's earlier episodes. Don’t ask me which one, and don’t bother looking. Just listen, folks, 'cause LG don’t do no track listin’!
Tom is also responsible for bringing Lynn Hope’s Sands of the Sahara into King Bloodstone’s realm, making it worthy for the End of the World. It took me a while, but I was determined to acquire this holy grail of an instro. Found it at a rundown diner on a dirt road, far from the information superhighway. Jayne Mansfield was there behind the counter, serving lukewarm Suey. The perfect meal for your last days. (You good boy, you get cookie for dessert!)
Staying with the theme of dark endings, the vocal tune, Death of an Angel—possibly better known for the Donald Woods & the Velairs version (see Lux & Ivy’s Favorites V.1)—gets the female treatment from Nancy Claire. This dirge, and many other vocals on my collections come thanks to Office Naps. Captured is another siren song to positively ensnare us. Time to lay your head on the Formica boomerang counter top and sleep…
Okay, so you’re not ready for the big slumber? Then take a trip with King Bloodstone as he traverses heaven and earth! From the Sun Ra-worthy Space Age, to Bucky’s tune, to Shooting Starr, we’ll descend from the firmament and land firmly in the jungle with Head Hunter. (No backup-band name winner this time around, but The Goofer surely gets an honorable mention.) The exotic melodies waft through the diminishing jungle…Watusie Freeze part 2 may lead you back home though. Swing through the trees with Lawrence Welk as he gives his take on Tarzan’s March (as Acker Bilk did on our jump forward to volume 17). Alas, once the rain forests have been razed and turned into deserts Zorongo is a good World-Ending jaunt to play on your burning Walkman…
Inflame Vol.9 here!
If you have trouble because MediaFire detects purchased material (the two Bucky songs, in this case), let me know...
Tom is also responsible for bringing Lynn Hope’s Sands of the Sahara into King Bloodstone’s realm, making it worthy for the End of the World. It took me a while, but I was determined to acquire this holy grail of an instro. Found it at a rundown diner on a dirt road, far from the information superhighway. Jayne Mansfield was there behind the counter, serving lukewarm Suey. The perfect meal for your last days. (You good boy, you get cookie for dessert!)
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| Jack contemplating on what to eat for his last meal. |
Staying with the theme of dark endings, the vocal tune, Death of an Angel—possibly better known for the Donald Woods & the Velairs version (see Lux & Ivy’s Favorites V.1)—gets the female treatment from Nancy Claire. This dirge, and many other vocals on my collections come thanks to Office Naps. Captured is another siren song to positively ensnare us. Time to lay your head on the Formica boomerang counter top and sleep…
Okay, so you’re not ready for the big slumber? Then take a trip with King Bloodstone as he traverses heaven and earth! From the Sun Ra-worthy Space Age, to Bucky’s tune, to Shooting Starr, we’ll descend from the firmament and land firmly in the jungle with Head Hunter. (No backup-band name winner this time around, but The Goofer surely gets an honorable mention.) The exotic melodies waft through the diminishing jungle…Watusie Freeze part 2 may lead you back home though. Swing through the trees with Lawrence Welk as he gives his take on Tarzan’s March (as Acker Bilk did on our jump forward to volume 17). Alas, once the rain forests have been razed and turned into deserts Zorongo is a good World-Ending jaunt to play on your burning Walkman…
Inflame Vol.9 here!
If you have trouble because MediaFire detects purchased material (the two Bucky songs, in this case), let me know...
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Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Volume 17 - Summertime Giant Party! 2016
I'm jumping out of order here to post my latest volume, 17. It has some fantastic tracks that I had originally found when the world was ending in 2012. The Hell Raisers, Shubert's Rock, and Crawlin' came my way back then, or even earlier. I couldn't wait any longer to share them with King Bloodstone's beloved listeners.
Syd Dale's transcendent *&%#ing tune takes the swinging Brit mod
scene of the early '60s and shoves it into the noir blender hole that
was the '50s trying to forget about the horrors of WWII. First
heard Hell Raisers, of course, as the score to our web
slinging buddy's Saturday morning cartoon. The episodes were already in reruns by the early '70s, but the sounds and visions planted themselves firmly into Prince Bloodstone's nascent psyche.
If anyone can name the track of the opening number--not the theme song--of the above episode I'd love to know it. I've looked at the available KPM (The British music library used in most of the Spidey toons) tracks, but could never locate this brilliant gem. Getting back to The Hell Raisers, Something Weird used it for the Ed Wood outtake video that Frankie Fink and I drooled over back in our Vipers days. Later, I learned of its true origins.
Speaking of movies, we have Jack Nitzsche giving us a summertime soundtrack to a colossal teen party big enough to rock the wax off your Yater stick. The Last Race is well known--heard on QT's short four-wheeled romp and on Kogar's Lux & Ivy Vol. 6. This version, taken from it's original 1965 source, Village of the Giants. Never saw it and Beau Bridges probably hopes it stays that way.
The winning back-up band name this time around goes to the Irrationals. Tanganyika doesn't even make sense anyway! Check out the Noble "Thin" Watts tunes, along with Ghost Town and get yer fill of Stroganoff!
Happy summer! Here's volume 17, your soundtrack to the world-ending possibility at the stubby hands of our next elected official! I'll be back soon to return us to the past, with number 9.
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Thursday, July 21, 2016
Volume 8 - Fall 2014
I know the Dark Knight here is giving the Boy Wonder a hard lesson in surf, but most of this volume's tunes falls into the exotic category. I think I chose the cover because of my inclusion of Miserlou by Ray Maxwell (a pretty straight forward take (eh, Dick Dale rip off) on the instro standard. Hell, Sammy Kaye's Night Walker has more reverb to get your super hero juices flowin'!
At any rate, lots and lots of great tracks on this one. They're all damn good for the vigilante in ya!
And speaking of rip offs, the Marketts seem to pilfer their own catalog (i.e. Out of Limits) on Cobra. And then we have Green Onions...I mean Night Prowl, by the Del-Rays. Somebody told them to just call it Scallions, but it didn't sound nearly cool enough as Night Prowl.
Top track here is Enchantment by the Melody Mates. Give me an ethereal female wordless vocal element to your instro and I'm GONE! Add in an Eden Abez proto-hippie narration (more rip offs--this time of Full Moon) and you've got an instant Instro to End the World By!
Don Ralke---a King Bloodstone favorite---gives us another amazing track for our collections, Zooba! The other two tracks were on previous volumes, which means there's a fourth side out there somewhere! As I dug deeper into investigating artists like Ralke, Rene Hall, et al I would usually find success in getting the A and B sides of their 45s.
Please leave a comment if you dig what I"m laying down on the interweblogs for you!
Get lost here, Nature Boys and Girls!
At any rate, lots and lots of great tracks on this one. They're all damn good for the vigilante in ya!
And speaking of rip offs, the Marketts seem to pilfer their own catalog (i.e. Out of Limits) on Cobra. And then we have Green Onions...I mean Night Prowl, by the Del-Rays. Somebody told them to just call it Scallions, but it didn't sound nearly cool enough as Night Prowl.
Top track here is Enchantment by the Melody Mates. Give me an ethereal female wordless vocal element to your instro and I'm GONE! Add in an Eden Abez proto-hippie narration (more rip offs--this time of Full Moon) and you've got an instant Instro to End the World By!
Don Ralke---a King Bloodstone favorite---gives us another amazing track for our collections, Zooba! The other two tracks were on previous volumes, which means there's a fourth side out there somewhere! As I dug deeper into investigating artists like Ralke, Rene Hall, et al I would usually find success in getting the A and B sides of their 45s.
Please leave a comment if you dig what I"m laying down on the interweblogs for you!
Get lost here, Nature Boys and Girls!
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Friday, June 24, 2016
Volume 7 - Summer 2014
I'm been trying to figure out why I originally chose this cover a few years back...
I was doing image searches with key words related to song titles, plus dates like 1961, 1959, etc. It's from a French film poster for Hitchcock's The Ghost, but in this volume there's only a few otherworldly titles like "Panic," "Possessed," "Ghost Train," and the fabulous "Take Me to Your Leader" (thanks to Howie Pyro). So I don't really know how I tried to wedge it into some theme.
At any rate, be sure to give a special listen to the above ones and also "Arabian Blues" and "Sebastian" which are sublime exotic ditties sure to twist your...
Dig nombre sept here!
I was doing image searches with key words related to song titles, plus dates like 1961, 1959, etc. It's from a French film poster for Hitchcock's The Ghost, but in this volume there's only a few otherworldly titles like "Panic," "Possessed," "Ghost Train," and the fabulous "Take Me to Your Leader" (thanks to Howie Pyro). So I don't really know how I tried to wedge it into some theme.
At any rate, be sure to give a special listen to the above ones and also "Arabian Blues" and "Sebastian" which are sublime exotic ditties sure to twist your...
Dig nombre sept here!
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Thursday, June 9, 2016
Volume 6 - Spring 2014
This volume finds us with some tracks I added at the time in 2014, but in listening through in order to trim the fat before posting, some tracks weren't up to snuff for King Bloodstone. Many R&B rompers are good--probably would've sounded better live, especially to see and hear the screamin' horn player walk the bar. However, I often find they aren't unusual, transcendent, exotic or tinged with enough dark, post-war blues to merit keeping. Just your standard R&B instro.That said, I decided to keep some in, like Jay McNeely's "3-D," a Cozy Cole tune, and Ike Turner's "The Rooster." The borderline racist "Chinese Twist," by the Popcorns almost got tossed into the compost bin as well, but I kept it for, um, historical purposes.
There are many greats tracks here, folks, so don't despair. "Summertime," gets its dark and stormy (literally) treatment by the Rocketeers. "Boomerang" by the Spinners is a fun alternative to "The Lion," by Duke Mitchell's spoken word safari about gettin' burned by a lying feline--first heard by yours truly on the Wowsville! comp.
Speaking of compilations, I can't seem to find which instro comp had The Castaways' "Vibarations." I thought it was Swing for a Crime, but I know I heard it early on in my forays into Instroville.
"Jungle Rhythm" has the one and only rebel with out a bongo cashing in on the exotica craze of the '50s. The quality is pretty poor, but let's say it's another one for the history books...
A nod to Office Naps for some of the moody, ethereal vocal tunes on this one!
Get caught in the queen bee's nest right here!
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